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theannieplanet:

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

moistflow:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

me:image

thirstiest:

my grandparents must have asked my parents for pictures of me because they have one of my selfies framed in their house

poppunkbrittatl:

This weeks American hero. 

dualchainz:

i honestly hope this vine trend lasts for the rest of my life

theonqreyjoy:

oceanflowerbird:

The best kinds of laughter:

  • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
  • Feeling a six-pack coming up
  • Tears coming out of your eyes

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

shiny-slowpoke:

i found the only buzzfeed headline i will ever care about

image

xproblem-childx999:

hell yes boy what im talk about got our sky our atmosphere blowing sick rings stay blazed earth

15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.