do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl
dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people
my grandparents must have asked my parents for pictures of me because they have one of my selfies framed in their house
This weeks American hero.
i honestly hope this vine trend lasts for the rest of my life
The best kinds of laughter:
- Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
- Feeling a six-pack coming up
- Tears coming out of your eyes
#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three
hey pull my finger
see you in court asshole
i found the only buzzfeed headline i will ever care about
hell yes boy what im talk about got our sky our atmosphere blowing sick rings stay blazed earth
You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.